Manifestos

QUICK TIPS AND A SHORT GUIDE

Quick tips and lines you can say and use in everyday life to make your lying easier.

You can use everyone of theese lies and see how you life has changed in just one month.

Please keep a diary every day to track your changes.

  1. I don't care
  2. I'm fine
  3. I'm happy
  4. It's ok, I don't need your help
  5. Grandmother, you are just here temporarily, we will bring you back home at some point.
  6. It is hard to lie when you are drunk.
  7. You didn't gain fat
  8. Abortion is not such a big deal
  9. I don't care about him
  10. You're not boring me
  11. I'm fine with being underpaid
  12. It was a good experience, thank you for inviting me
  13. Your secrets are safe with me
  14. Sorry, I don't have any cash
  15. I'm not old enough to pay the bus ticket
  16. I'm not crying, it's allergies
  17. I'm not tired, it's allergies
  18. I'm not hungover, it's allergies
  19. I am fine with how my body looks
  20. I don't have to drink to have a good time
  21. I'm not in love
  22. I love you
  23. I need your help, just yours and no one else's
  24. I'm sorry
  25. I don't have time for you right now
  26. You will see, when you get older it gets easier
  27. I will pass those exams in one month
  28. Dressing casual
  29. I don't like wearing makeup
  30. I am not a consumerist
  31. I am nice to people I don't like

People also ask:

  1. What is considered theft?
  2. Is theft a felony?
  3. What are the different types of theft?
  4. What is theft punishment?
  5. How much money do you have to steal to go to jail?
  6. Can you go to jail for stealing 50 dollars?
  7. Can I go to jail for stealing from work?
  8. Is it considered stealing if you find something?
  9. Is time theft a crime?
  10. Is it illegal to steal back your own property?
  11. What happens if you steal company time?

Here you can find a short guide to stealing. You can steal anything from the list, as it has been done before. That means you are not going to be the first one to do it, which makes it less of a theft. If you do steal something groundbreaking, please, feel free to add it to this manifest, as it is made to grow longer.

- Tons of beach sand

- A condom machine

- Inflatable gorilla

- A live shark

- 300 manhole covers

- A life-size ET model

- Einsteins’s brain

- Ski lift

- Water

- Babies

- Electricity

- Dreams

- Identity

- Cars

- Cars from bulgaria

- Money, up to 15000 dinars

- Personal IDs

- Rocket engine

- Avocados

- Headstones

- Toilet paper

- Phone

- Catalyst

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